Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Pepe Jokes More Pepe Jokes

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.