Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.