Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.