Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and .

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".