Eternity Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.