Evil Spirit Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

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A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

College Kid Jokes More College Kid Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.