Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

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A master baiter

What do you call someone who is good at fishing?

A Master Baiter.

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.