Bronie Jokes

What do you call a Bronie in the military?

A GIbronie!

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

Brony Jokes More Brony Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What do you call a brony in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Friendzone Jokes More Friendzone Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic