Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Astronomy Jokes More Astronomy Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.