Gastronomy Jokes

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.