Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
ROLAIDS
Because he's so damn positive!
His shirts get all winkly.
He brexit.
Nah-imma-stay"
I was a food truck before it was cool.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Depends.
Doprah
It's a beta blocker
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Dead parents
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window
Carbon dating
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.