Rehearsal Jokes

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor- .

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Specialize Jokes More Specialize Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Undertaker Jokes More Undertaker Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What do you get an undertaker for a wedding gift?

His and Hearse towels