Inverse Jokes

How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')