Inverse Jokes

How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.