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Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Irony.
It's in the name...
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Because it was irony.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
The police found it easier than arresting her.
Triggerednometry
A: One but don't expect results.
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.
Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).
A Cantleope
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
They lead such short lives.
