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Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Irony.
It's in the name...
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Because it was irony.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
You can't milk a goat for over 50 years
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
I don't know, and I don't care.
A rain of terror
Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
A psychiatric tryst.
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Because they're already used to being whipped.
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
They lead such short lives.