Kid Meal Jokes

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Picnic Jokes More Picnic Jokes

What is a picnic?

Correct!

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Breastfeed Jokes More Breastfeed Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Bear Attack Jokes More Bear Attack Jokes

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Small Breast Jokes More Small Breast Jokes

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere