It was the knight time
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Knight time
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because...bros before hose!
No one could perform the execution well enough.
There were many knights.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
They storm the baaaastille.
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
Because he has a LED-TV.
For the Good of the Caws.
Counting Crows
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
He'll tell you.
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Sir Veillance
