Lion King Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Simba Jokes More Simba Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.