Michael Jacksons House Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Michael Jokes More Michael Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Michael Jacksons Jokes More Michael Jacksons Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Bedtime Jokes More Bedtime Jokes

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.