Michael Jacksons Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Justin Bieber Jokes More Justin Bieber Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber's singing?

Canada Dry.

Baby Diaper Jokes More Baby Diaper Jokes

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

What is white and inside a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.

Michael Jacksons House Jokes More Michael Jacksons House Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.