Motorbike Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Rev Jokes More Rev Jokes

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

Vicar Jokes More Vicar Jokes

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

Bobby Jokes More Bobby Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!