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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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Vicar Jokes More Vicar Jokes

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

Motorbike Jokes More Motorbike Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!