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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

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What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike?

Rev

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Jesus Christ Jokes More Jesus Christ Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"