Morning wood.
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I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Thanks for the gold!
30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...
Well they deleted
A handgun only has one trigger.
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)
It's his private eye.
The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.
The parrot replies, "Africa".
Chinko De Mayo
Juan-ton soup
