Normal Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Commentator Jokes More Commentator Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What do you call a normal potato?

A commentator

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Midlife Crisis Jokes More Midlife Crisis Jokes

Why was the 1 year old Ethiopian boy crying?

He was having a midlife crisis.

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis