Occupant Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Blacksmith Jokes More Blacksmith Jokes

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

What is Will Smith's job ?

He's a blacksmith

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Smith Jokes More Smith Jokes

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?

Because they all own telephones

Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out