Because the are always metal-ing.
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He was a blacksmith
He's a blacksmith
Irony.
He hon(hon hon)s it.
Forging.
Because it was irony.
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
Me. Ow.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Because they don't want the siren to die.
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Politics.
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
They always end in a draw
AHEM!
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
He farts.
Tutankhamun.
An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
