The sequels are never as good as the originals.
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It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Iran, Iraq, I lost
Debate time reform.
Microsoft Word.
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
With a cowculator.
It'll dim sum
They are powered by turban engines.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
In the NB - "eh"
A pain in the arse.
No gain no pain.
