Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.