Ps4 Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

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The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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A campaign promise.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Because they don't believe in the KKK

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers