A red-eye
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Because he had fever!
An erection
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Princess Arielephant
With a fork
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere
Both are good places to find Catfish
They only ever have carrion baggage.
I'll be Bach"
Because he had the right of way.
You need to take your vitamin Ayy.
The iPhone Ayyyye-t
Because women have no rights.
Because it was out of tuna.
