Red Eye Jokes

What do you call a mooner on the last overnight flight?

A red-eye

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Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

Love Story Jokes More Love Story Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team?

A'szzzz

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!