Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What do you do if your partner starts smoking?

Slow down. Use lube.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favorite relative?

His Aunt Artica!

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What do two sushi say after one tells a lame joke?

Nigiri, please."

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.