Relativity Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Sheriff Jokes More Sheriff Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Penguin Favorite Relative Jokes More Penguin Favorite Relative Jokes

What's a penguins favorite relative?

His Aunt Artica!

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

Theory Jokes More Theory Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

San Jokes More San Jokes

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!