Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher