Richard Nixon Jokes

What's Richard Nixon's favorite game?

I spy.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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White House Jokes More White House Jokes

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Spy Jokes More Spy Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .