Schizophrenic Jokes

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said