Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator