Shredder Jokes

Who is the best guitarist in the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe?

Shredder.

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How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.