Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.