Warcraft Jokes

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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How many femenists does it *really* take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What's China's national colour?

Censo-red.

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What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore