Lindsay Lohan Jokes

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

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Take notes.

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I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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It was framed.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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He never delivered.

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Miley Jokes More Miley Jokes

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What is she doing?

the pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard