Bad Day Jokes

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

2 Day Jokes More 2 Day Jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

Blonde Girl Jokes More Blonde Girl Jokes

What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.