Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

X Jokes More X Jokes

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

How do you prepare for a party in space?

You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist