Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!