D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

School Jokes More School Jokes

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

birdy :P

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !