Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
Tiger Woods had a better driver!
As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!
STOP RESISTING!!!"
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
A: They stop delivering.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
His parents weren't 18 or older.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
He got a hole in one.
They always turn out to be sub par.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Because it's covered with horsehide!
