18 Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.