Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*