Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
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He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
They're masters in Arielle combat
He drowned them in the morning.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.
Because they don't have any feet!
A shooting star
A gun only has one trigger.
he relished it
Tea N' Tea.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
She went out with the tide.
