Combat Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

How do you combat espionage?

Umbreonage

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How is cat food sold ?

Usually purr can !

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Allergy Jokes More Allergy Jokes

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.