Shear Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

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How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

by m'tosis

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Shepard Jokes More Shepard Jokes

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

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