Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

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Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Tumor Jokes More Tumor Jokes

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Oh God Jokes More Oh God Jokes

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!