Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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He used the Hookshot!

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A fumble bee !

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At least Pluto exists

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Because he doesn't exist.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Pretzalcoatl

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.