Astro Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.