Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.