Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

New Zealand Jokes More New Zealand Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.