Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.
I don't know, she hasn't opened it
I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".
The wheelchair
because they can't spell "read it".
Mr Bus.
The homeless man has $7 to his name.
3/5
They're not black, and they're not people!
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
Answer: Parachute
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
