One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
I'm not coming in *this morning*"
Moped
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
A paramedic(s)!
In case he got a hole-in-one.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
He was a ghoulsnif fer.
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
White vans
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Trying to look upset.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
There's no sunlight in the closet.
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