Genghis Khan Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.