What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

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Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids