I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
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Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
A PS FOUR!
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
Steven King. JK Rowling.
They can't resist.
Cause the seaweed
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
He has rust issues.
A pig in a blanket.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
Virgin Mobile
Goatmeal.
A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
