Ps Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Northern Canada Jokes More Northern Canada Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

Virgin Mobile Jokes More Virgin Mobile Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts