Second Floor Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

Elementary School Jokes More Elementary School Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!