A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
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You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
I want them all! "What's brown and sticky?" "A stick."
She wanted to wash up on shore
A nun with a spear through her head.
A: Turn Rachmanin off.
A fried Chicken leg
Because they're greasy
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
God doesn't think that He's Kanye.
It's are all red and glossy.
You can't. That's what makes it so funny.
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
It needed a root canal.
Americans don't get them.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
