Because he left a residue at every pole.
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Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
A tan gent.
On a plane.
Residue.
Gronkowski
Punch him in the nose.
Pi(e)
Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Furnancial Aid
A sheep that can round itself up !
Because he is an erascist.
Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.
Because they like Poles.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.