World Leader Jokes

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.

Illumi Jokes More Illumi Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.